@Bbccoom19 and that's the problem with your types: first thinking how to shove your fetish into something publically available just to annoy others instead of things like "gameplay loop"
as a citizen, I am undertaking all the necessary steps to legally declare shit like this equal to sexual harassment

no news since 2022, twitter profile wiped, yeah, definitely a group of developers that is doing well

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call it cope, but I see absolutely no reason to include "we've been very well" in a FAQ unless the group is doing abysmally

Plantation Simulator backpedaled, which probably was the plan from the start, not sure why people bought this shovelware even for the meme

@LukeAlmighty the premise was that they ruined an already unpleasant source material, it could result only in disaster, i.e. same as usual

ngl I enjoy it every time when yet another mediocre live action show for normies has a disappointing finale 💅

it's almost cute (disgusting) to see how moids are trying to act all like "I a-acktyually love romance! It's foids who are in the wrong", and the very next replies are immediately about them vaguely threatening to rape women

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> people keep running distances they were never meant to run and then act surprised why their joints give up
I got a stress fracture from running last year and was unable to walk for months (they put me in a boot for a month). My shin splints haven't really improved even after years of running. I still run, but I have to be very precise and careful about my form and recovery. It certainly does not feel "natural" to me.

@beardalaxy >how far men will go to save their kid
so, not even a single step? must be a pretty boring gameplay of tower defense where a little girl does all the work. As usual.

@grips @LukeAlmighty I believe that's a millenials' activity and is currently associated with drugs

@LukeAlmighty I still think it's better and more motivating to promote exercises available even when bedbound, rather than pointless walking and jogging, when you're not even supposed to enjoy the views and air (when available)

@LukeAlmighty cardio is cardio, not fake and gay "ten thousand steps every day"

walking is overrated: no, our ancestors didn't "walk the healthy 10000 steps every day", because the arduous process of working the fields can hardly be called "walking", and they also died at 40
jogging is even worse: people keep running distances they were never meant to run and then act surprised why their joints give up

@Hephaestic @beardalaxy the trend of "requisite challenge" (the proper name is artificial difficulty) you're describing is a long-standing psyop that was created long ago by arcade cabinets manufacturers to bleed pockets dry and transformed later to sell 20 minute games as 200 hour experiences, and mountains of slop were sold to children because children are known to not know any better
same psyop evolved to sell battle passes and to keep grownups' attention so they would keep logging in like the game is their second (or fourth) job they have to clock in daily, which is the direct opposite of fun and games

you come into media built on variables and beg "oh please, please, remove as many variables as possible" and act like that's how it should be; I'd recommend you something like rhythm games because there's absolutely nothing else other than wanking over difficulty, but even those have difficulty options and modifiers, 50% speed included, so at this point just go watch a movie

@Hephaestic @beardalaxy why do you pretend that challenge and fun are synonymous?

> Telltale Batman is the peak..... (spoiler is obvious) 

@LukeAlmighty conclusion: even criminals can raise their kids right if they're white

jk, both telltale batmans are ass

>write a negative review about the game having to be patched manually with the patch unavailable on Steam
>get a "but you can just patch the game yourself" comment

yes, YOU RETARD, that's EXACTLY what I am complaining about, KILL YOURSELF

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