I was having a horny fantasy, and I came across the best anti-prostitution argument.

If I had Bill Gates money, and prostitution was legal, I would have 24 prostitutes live in with me. Each of them would be on call for one hour a day. If I were to wake up horny at 3 AM, I would ring the buzzer a prostitute would come Fuck me without saying a word.

Then it dawned on me that Bill Gates would do this too, and that's the best argument against prostitution.

@TouchBalls69 but what is the actual argument?

Whether it's 24 whores for a single billionaire or 24 whores spread out over hundreds of Johns, what difference does it make?

If he signs a long-term contract with them, and they only perform their sexual function once in a while, is that better or worse than a prostitute having a mile of cock run through her by various Johns over a given shift?

@tfmonkey Because I don't want him to be happy.

It's definitely not a good argument

But it is the best argument

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No, what you said is best argument FOR prostitution, since it would still cost him less then what he's going to spend now.

@LukeAlmighty @tfmonkey Yeah, but that would make him happy, and anything that makes Bill Gates happy is bad.

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