@leyonhjelm @LukeAlmighty @SirFahrenheit @Zennblack Other critical parts of free speech extremism:

· Crash airplanes into buildings until people say their real opinions.

· Poppy fields in Afghanistan.

· Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

· Firey but mostly peaceful posts.

· You're soaking in it!

· The anonymous hacker known as "Four Chan".

· Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

· Jeffrey Epstein didn't melt steel beams: this was done on a soundstage in Nevada.

· I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

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I realized my mistake when I called the Subaru dealer about my priapism. I have learned the error of my ways.

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@leyonhjelm @LukeAlmighty @SirFahrenheit @Zennblack Yeah, I have them on speed dial because of precisely this stuff.

@leyonhjelm @LukeAlmighty @SirFahrenheit @Zennblack (It's the same details every time, I just like hearing it. The details are that it's caused by freedom.)
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Just don't call the truck division and forget to tell them you are two wheel drive. The Subaru Dealer helped but now I have four testicles. It's a pain in the ass to buy trousers now.

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