"It's called the Freedom Phone, made by some gay nerd, it's a free speech cell phone that'll send all your info to the feds and'll send armed rabbis to your house to circumcise your children if you question the holocaust"
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I have this great startup for you. They are PURE AMERICAN patriots on the cutting edge of the security buisiness. Now they came up with a device, that will make you fed proof 100 percent guarantee.

Now listen well, because an oportunity like this comes only once in a lifetime. You can be a part of this historic event and have THE MOST SECURE device in the world even before pentagon will get theirs.

I am sure all of this sounds like a dream to you, but so did a flying rocket before smart guys like these figgured that shit out.

So now... Are you ready to grab your destiny by the balls and BUY THIS FUCKING PHONE?

YEAH!!! THAT'S what I'm talking about. I promiss you will be thanking me in 3 years, when this thing becomes a new gold.

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