@furgar exactly what I’ve been saying! They should ban fat people from restaurants. After all obesity is the number one co-morbbity.

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@Sideways @furgar
Nah...
In restaurants, you have professionals, that can at least balance the shit.

If they were wo go to normal shop, they would go straight to donuts and coke instead.
(personal experience :blobcatcry: )

@LukeAlmighty @Sideways @furgar Maybe instead of vaccine passsports we should implement fat passports, so that fat people are banned from buying donuts and Coca Cola and have to buy meat and veggies instead to increase their health scores

@The_Flaming_Eyeball @furgar @Sideways
No, because you know the government would fuck it up.

People would be allowed anly sweet things and veggies. And then, the Gmen would be surprised, why are people fat with 0 fat and protein intake.

And then, everyone would be forced to take the soy... Oh yes, the healthy soy...

No way this would ever end good.

@The_Flaming_Eyeball @LukeAlmighty @Sideways @furgar >go to government weight center
>have all my biometric data logged while I'm there
>after waiting for 10 hours I get on the only scale they have, but because I forgot my keys in my pocket I end up being 2 grams over the weight limit
>passport gets revoked, can't enter restaurants or private shops, have to go to the government store that only sells bug bars and soy products for a year until my next weight measurement or starve to death

sounds like a good idea

@nukie @Sideways @furgar @The_Flaming_Eyeball
Die of hunger, increased fat storage caused by estrogen, strange alergic reaction and sudden need to pre-order windows 12 premium.

@LukeAlmighty @furgar seriously we should at least be having a discussion about this. We are trying to stop the spread by making ppl show proof of vaccine that doesn’t work. We know half the ppl dying of C are obese. It’s the unhealthy fat ppl who should stay home not healthy unvaccinated ppl.Of course this is if you really wanted to stop the spread. Instead of forcing ppl to inject poison force them to get healthy.

@Sideways @furgar
In that case, you are exactly the same kind of authoretarian as them, and I hope to never meet you in person.

If these people are ok with risking their lives, let them risk their lives. If they come to me for help, I will tell them how I did it.

But we CANNOT allow government to make prisoners out of innocent people FFS!!!

@LukeAlmighty @furgar Don’t you care about killing Grandma? I’m with the Cupcake Gestapo, put down the candy bar and come with us.

I’m much scarier in person. Our motto would be, “get healthy or die.”

Didn’t mean to ruffle the boat. If we are going to have mandates let’s at least consider something that might work. If I’m wrong you end up getting healthy my apologies.

@Sideways @furgar
Exactly...
You sick -> jail
You fat -> jail

You laughed at a wrong joke -> straight to jail.

Go back to twitter with this shit

@LukeAlmighty @furgar what was the old joke half of us are going to be in jail the other half are going to be guarding everyone in jail. Cheers.

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