I enter a pharmacy:

What should I have in an emergency kid?

Her: says 3 things.
Me: 9k, I don't have that one.
Her: Is that all?
Me: is that the entire list?
Her: well, the list is realy long. So, is that all?

How are some people so dumb, that they don't understand a "just give me stuff" order? It is the easiest shit immaginable. Some people are too retarded to sell stuff even on a blank list.