Oh yay let's have another thread where they're trying to shill YOU into dying for isra-- uh, I mean, SERVING your NATION because it's the right thing to do!!!
Thank you for any meat-based anons still fighting the good fight on this old battlefield. I salute you
Thank you for any meat-based anons still fighting the good fight on this old battlefield. I salute you
Oh wait, are they learning?
"uh, hey fellow zoom zooms, you fellas wanna get jiggy with AMERICA FIRST?!? Well, the best way to beat degeneracy is to joint eh military!!
Let's be heroes!!! Besides, it's a great way to get benefits, pay for your education, AND stay fit!!!!!!!" Holy shit
"uh, hey fellow zoom zooms, you fellas wanna get jiggy with AMERICA FIRST?!? Well, the best way to beat degeneracy is to joint eh military!!
Let's be heroes!!! Besides, it's a great way to get benefits, pay for your education, AND stay fit!!!!!!!" Holy shit
@WashedOutGundamPilot
I love when a payed shill is obligated to always include what I would call a signature.
In this case, if your motivation would be to save america, you would use that. And the marketing shill knows that. But he will get fired, unless he includes a line about benefits, that will make it undeniable, that it was written by a shill. 
@LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot this sounds like the john cena prank call where every single opening line looped back to saying JOHN CENAAAAAAAA THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
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I am drunk and it's 3am.
Don't expect a well written text from mr today.
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Who's champ?
She should have seen that one coming.
HEY KIDS WANNA SAVE THE WHITE RACE? JOIN THE US MILITARY! (tagline goes on and on).
and for context this was a famous prank call that around 2015 everyone was quoting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY