Terry
100,000 Ukrainian dollars (2,700 American) if you sign up now!

Sign up today!
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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2700 ain't a house, garden and a family.

And while the government cannot usually give me the last point, I ain't going to die for any country for less then the first two.

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Terry
@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty the sign on bonus is probably a scam anyways.

You'll get to your first assignment and they'll be like "what bonus?"

what are you gonna do? leave?
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@Terry
More like: We'll pay you as soon, as we end... All 0,1 percent of you that returns.

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Dr. NEETzsche, GED
@LukeAlmighty This. Also, if the government uses your race against you in policy, they should be paying you these things in exchange for not participating in any violent revolutions. If they want you to actively support them with violence, it's going to need to be a mansion and a plantation.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
I am trying to be realistic. (asking only about 80 times what they're offering :omegalul: )

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
Also, there is a fucking war.
Don't tell me, that a land is a hard sell, when it's literally all no-man's land now. There should be more then enough space to give FFS.

But let's be real... They now offer to pay almost 2 semesters of local university :D

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Terry
@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty @NEETzsche that "no mans land" is actually reserved for blackrock.
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
Damn, this is more fun, then it should be.

Zelinsky thinks, my life is worth... 1/6th of a new car

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Dr. NEETzsche, GED
@LukeAlmighty I'm dead serious, though. The ask is unrealistic but it's also reasonable. Certain kinds of antagony merit vindictiveness.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
I know. You are completely correct, and it's tragic that it even has to be said.

And that's the funny part.
But excuse my autism, when I say, that Zelinsky values my life at: Free train rides for 3 years :pepelol:

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Dr. NEETzsche, GED
@LukeAlmighty Who in their right mind is taking this offer, though?

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
I have no idea who would trade their life for 2 high end washing machines. :kekw:

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Dr. NEETzsche, GED
@LukeAlmighty It reminds me of those old stories I would read, like fairy tales and low fantasy, where someone decides to fight for the king in exchange for a sack of beets or something. Looks like you Eastern Yuropeens are returning to tradition. :laughingimps:

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
Funny, because all the fairytales I know have exactly the same wording:

"Half the kingdom and the princess" (hand meaning marriage, not the body part... ;D)

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
"Half the kingdom and HAND OF the princess"
I put the explanation, but remove the part I wanted to explain 🤦‍♂️

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@NEETzsche @Terry
FUCK!!!
Zelinsky got it absolutely on point.
The price of my life is about the price of... "my life"

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Terry
@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty @NEETzsche
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Terry
@LordMordred @NEETzsche you really like those bargain bin games huh?
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Nova:confederateflag:☘️
@Terry @NEETzsche Last two PC games I bought were old Total War games
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御園はくい
@LordMordred @Terry @NEETzsche :smug1:
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Birdulon
@hakui @LordMordred @NEETzsche @Terry Games played is a very pain peko stat to display (tbf a lot of it is humble bundle stuff)
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御園はくい
@birdulon @LordMordred @NEETzsche @Terry only thing in my library i paid for was aoe2 (less than 10 bucks for from a steam code reseller)
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Nova:confederateflag:☘️
@hakui @birdulon @Terry @NEETzsche
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御園はくい
@LordMordred @birdulon @Terry @NEETzsche is that your entire library

my screenshot was
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Nova:confederateflag:☘️
@hakui @Terry @NEETzsche @birdulon No I have 50 games
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御園はくい
@LordMordred @Terry @NEETzsche @birdulon i have five :smug1:
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@birdulon @hakui @Terry @NEETzsche @LordMordred Thanks for reminding me of just how much I hate that fat kike Gabe, and myself.
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Terry
@SShekelhertz @NEETzsche @LordMordred @birdulon @hakui why were you banned?
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:parens_l:Filthy Chews:parens_r:
@Terry @NEETzsche @LordMordred @birdulon @hakui Tried to be funny, instead some faggot posted it on ResetEra and I was banned days later, abusing regional pricing is a valid excuse but I know the real reason was me sticking my head out of the sand in the first place.

Banned until 2038.
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Berk Berkman (moved to both FSEBUGOUTZONE + SHITPOSTER WORLD)
@SShekelhertz @Terry @NEETzsche @LordMordred @birdulon @hakui My account recently turned ten years old. I often pirate certain games since they're console exclusives. Also I play more on GOG.
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Dr. NEETzsche, GED
@LukeAlmighty Some of the ones I've read have the warrior getting ripped off his sack of beets and then goes on the warpath over it purely on principle.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@Terry
But ok...
Now, we've reached a price point of an industrial-ready PC.

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монолит
@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty @Terry I can guarantee you, those that instigated this mess will get a lot more than that, if successful. All you're get is six feet of dirt pilled on you, if you're lucky enough to not rot in the field or get eaten by a dog.
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