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@Terry
2700 ain't a house, garden and a family.

And while the government cannot usually give me the last point, I ain't going to die for any country for less then the first two.

@LukeAlmighty This. Also, if the government uses your race against you in policy, they should be paying you these things in exchange for not participating in any violent revolutions. If they want you to actively support them with violence, it's going to need to be a mansion and a plantation.

@Terry

@NEETzsche @Terry
I am trying to be realistic. (asking only about 80 times what they're offering )

@LukeAlmighty I'm dead serious, though. The ask is unrealistic but it's also reasonable. Certain kinds of antagony merit vindictiveness.

@Terry

@NEETzsche @Terry
I know. You are completely correct, and it's tragic that it even has to be said.

And that's the funny part.
But excuse my autism, when I say, that Zelinsky values my life at: Free train rides for 3 years

@LukeAlmighty Who in their right mind is taking this offer, though?

@Terry

@NEETzsche @Terry
I have no idea who would trade their life for 2 high end washing machines.

@LukeAlmighty It reminds me of those old stories I would read, like fairy tales and low fantasy, where someone decides to fight for the king in exchange for a sack of beets or something. Looks like you Eastern Yuropeens are returning to tradition.

@Terry