Lame.
Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office