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Major Zelda tears of kingdom spoiler (⚠️⚠️⚠️Do not read, if you haven't completed the game⚠️⚠️⚠️)
So, Zelda is a dragon
You can walk on her
You can ascend through the walkable NPCs.
So, if my theory is correct, you should be able to putt your dick in Zelda in this game... Unironically... 
Excuse me, I have to settle the Zelda/Link shipping debate once and for all. 
