Mom asks the weirdest of questions.
She literally asked, if I have some plans with 5 apples I bought.
So, I told her.
Plan A) eat them
Plan B) Throw them away.
And she is still pissed off. What else did she expect to hear? That I will start an apple cloning facility?
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I don't get it.
Why is she such a huge control freak?
I grab a tea mug. I fill water into the kettle. I look at our tea collection for 20s.
"Do you want to make some tea?"
Why would you ask me that? If I want to, then it will be done in 5s. If I want to do something else, you will also learn it in 5s. Are the 5s seriously worth making is so fucking undignified?
@LukeAlmighty Moms never change.