It's on like Donkey Kong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7t5jnpkCkI

Very bad start, Pokeshit DLC (?) right off the bat.

Pay more money for a game that wasn't worth full price in the first place, brilliant!

This is probably the worst opening to a Nintendo Direct I have ever seen.

Niggers, don't pretend that Mario fans are eating good when we never got Mario Odyssey 2.

Those Batman Arkham games were pretty good, weren't they?

Still not amazing, but the Direct definitely picked up a bit.

.....aaand now it's back to sucking dick!

Multiple silent protagonists and randomly generated dungeons actually sounds fucking terrible for a JRPG.

Rayman has been getting cucked so fucking hard by the Rabbids..

Glownigger Pikmin!

I do like the design tho.

Whoah, Nintendo actually making retro content available for people to buy conveniently and legally? What a concept!

FINALLY Metal Gear on Switch!

Penny is probably getting lots of furfag porn.

GIVE US PAULINE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!

I really don't like these retro-pandery art styles, just give us nice, clean and colorful 3D art styles already.