Reminder to help out your buds if you’re obviously tall - tell girls you’re an obviously fake height to screw up their image of guys. If you’re 6’3, tell them “yeah, I’m actually just a tad under five nine. It’s a forced perspective thing, like when you hold a camera lens up to the light”
They’re dumb but it’s funny and fills chick world with increased signals noise
RT: https://bae.st/objects/27a50d09-bd94-448f-bf52-28f2f3e4ccc5
@WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext
Seriously....
Posts like this make me actually happy I never had to deal with this shit.
@LukeAlmighty @greentext W/ shoes on most guys get another 1-2.5 inches, we’re just dumb and literal so we guilelessly tell the truth when asked. It’s more about having the number to brag about to her friends, tell her you’re almost 6’1 and leave off the parenthetic (…in my boots)
@WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext
I get, that you're trying to give an actual advice, but at what point can you just say: This this doesn't deserve human rights?
