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Fucking incompetent woman ruined my haircut 5 days before the con. 
How fucking hard is it to make 2 squiggly lines?
@LukeAlmighty The fuck is a "squiggly line"?
LOOK HYAH CRACKUH ASS BITCH NIGGA CLEAN OUTCHO EAHS MUHFUHGGUH 
@Jens_Rasmussen
I gave her this picture to work with, as well as instructions.
And she saw the lines, and become nervous. But it's not hard. "Place, turn left, place, turn right, place." Done, it's that simple.
But nooooo. She did "place, place, place, turn left, place."
And while this is a 2 week haircut, It won't grow out in time for FF. 
@LukeAlmighty I think you're over-committing to the costume, honestly.
@Jens_Rasmussen
No, it is a great haircut, when done correctly.
@Jens_Rasmussen
I mean, do these patterns seriously look the same? 🤦♂️
and the people that are 'qualified' ask you
how you want the hair cut
None of them know the best style
I gave up and just say short back and sides