California is about catch and release, even if you're white!

Wait is he ... is he gay?

I am so confused right now

of course she can't be allowed to be white. So why send stereotypical white barbie and not brown hispanic barbie?

Two men laughing. Totally aren't gay right? No .. they are intentional gay representation. Why not just two normal looking men? They could be straight, or gay, but you can't tell because they're just laughing together. No, friendships are banned in hollywood. You must be romantic will all you friends

Found the incel*


(*found me 🤣)

got-damn?! wtf?!

36 min in, we get low tier Matel support rep vs FBI out of nowhere for no reason

ah yes, the White Men(tm)

so .. men obscure things through games of Telephone instead of speaking directly ... they are literally applying the stereotypical woman trope to men

The redemption arc is Will Farrel is in this movie, so it's just like the Lego movie, except filled with feminist suffragette bullshit talking points and nothing like the Lego movie at all!

Fat woman being, literally (not figuratively) anti-dad.

Barbie the "professional bimbo"

Well the kid gets it .. for now

“Destroy Barbie”

Pale ghost girl is the one who wants to destroy Barbie.

“I am technically stereotypical Barbie”

This teenage cunt goes on about how this incredible fantasy made real doll set feminism back 15 years … holy fuck what a great way to say “I fucking hate all children and dreams!”

The teenage cunt just literally .. LITERALLY, NOT FIGURATIVELY, called Barbie a "fascist"

🎤 💧 .. we're done here

All the books Ken pulls from the shelf. Funny thing, I never liked horses. The only reason I learned how to ride was my girlfriend in high school.

So there's this interesting anti-woke kinda crammed in here where Ken can't "do one surgery" just because he's a man, after learning he should be able to do anything cause of the patriarchy

“Thank god they arrested that ‘nut job’ um that ‘reality challenged woman’

…. The teenager brown girls politically corrected herself

Wait ... that shitty Chicago sculpture ... but in front of the wrong building ... why?!

Well ... it does have the right percentage of black representation .. I guess

“I’m the man with no power, does that make me a woman?”

…literally a kids movie!

Men are too stupid for low bar gates

(This is honestly where the two black board members should have shown them how it's done)

transcendental mom regrets exploring her childhood in front of her child

Death an Cellulite

There is no hope here. There is no redemption. This is just ………… insane tragedy … … my parents told me I use to pull the heads off of my sister’s barbie’s …. if I could convince my sister to watch this movie (which I wouldn’t, because we get along now .. like really well .. and actually say, verbally, that we love and love each other and I don’t want her to hate me ever again, which she would absolutely, 100%, do, if I ever suggested this movie to her .. like justifiable hate, because dear god what the fuck is happening) .. where was I? oh year, if I could convince my sister to…. waste money … on watching pig shit … yea I forgot where I was going. … If my sister watches this at least I think we’d hate something together for once

Yes this is GM. We'd like to pay money for the chase scene where one GM branded car outruns another GM branded car that it shouldn't because both are underpowered but our audience is literally too stupid to kthanksbye

Men hate women and women hate women .. it's complicated ...


this was a kids movie right?

57 min in, she takes the human females back to "Barbie Land"

Ken is totally superfluous

It’s important to teach young girls that all guys are replaceable

You can't have a kids movie without THE GAY(TM)

I ... I don't even understand this joke 🥃

Honestly the best part are the adverts the Padjit encoders add to all the cams

wait so ... he shacked up with a black dude while she getting back a different way ... and she's upset for him calling her baby after she treated him like shit ...

Is the audience suppose to side with Team Barbie .. cause I'm really team Gay Ken here .. not cause I'm for either, but just because I'm out of booze ... I NEED MORE BOOZE TO FINISH THIS. DEAR GOD WHAT AM I WATCHING?! 🥃 🥃 🥃

executives on rollerblades

so ... patriarchy cause .. smallpox

“You FAILED ME! People respected me just because who I am”

I can’t stop laughing at how fucking batshit insane this is. oh god, I’m so glad I don’t have any kids, because then I’d be crying…

The black guy had to point out the right button