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Barbe (2023) 

Their peaceful scene is interrupted by Matchboox 20’s Push … I never even liked this fucking band and now I’m forced to be like ‘what the actual fuck?~!’

Barbe (2023) 

no Barbie movie would be complete without talking about borders and immigration

Barbe (2023) 

“I’m not good enough for anything”

Yes…yes, that’s the moral of the story! You really are a terrible character and story

Barbe (2023) 

I think I'm watching a rip from India .. and it's super interesting how little they laugh during this movie ... there is something more horrible here ... it's how the rest of the world looks at the West

Barbe (2023) 

She is only talking about the elite of the elite; self-referential Hollywood ... the 99% of Americans cannot relate, because we have learned to love people for who they are, at their core.

Barbe (2023) 

They took a dig at the Zach Snider cut of Justice League and then immediately, literally (not figuratively) used the words: "giving a voice to the cogitative dissonance to being a women under the patriarchy"

Barbe (2023) 

> "Decoy Barbie who pretend to be brainwashed, that should be [points to black girl] you"

...um... based?"

Barbe (2023) 

they save the fat girl from cultural explaining a movie*

*mansplaining

Barbe (2023) 

> I don't want to touch a man's foot

She hates sjw/baest, literally the best(only) man for her(it)

Barbe (2023) 

> "We'll do this until every Barbie is deprogrammed and ready to retake Barbielan--"

So, they're all going to starve?

Barbe (2023) 

> He took your house ... brainwashed your friends .. wants to control the government

I'm sure this is totally an a-political kids movie

Barbe (2023) 

> Ken land

I mean, doesn't he deserve it? He kept the fucking kingdom going while you were gone. You gave him no fucking reason at all to trust him him. He just wanted to be your partner and you dismissed him and escaped to the fucking "real world" .. you have no commitment and your womb is baren

Barbe (2023) 

ah yes .. let's ruin Matchbox 20 .. again .. like seriously if you ever liked this band, we paid millions so you'd hate them again

Barbe (2023) 

Black Ken is the source of ~~reason~~ strategy*? ...


*for 5 year olds

Barbe (2023) 

I'm glad the musical numbers are rare, and this useless one is right at the end

Barbe (2023) 

And we're suddenly generic 🎶 Take on me 🎶 with shitty music?

Barbe (2023) 

The last half hour, there is zero connection to the main character and .... anything .. is there a ... moral .. or something?

Barbe (2023) 

Monty Python did it first and better and with coconuts and with a deep philosophical question about birds

Barbe (2023) 

“When I learned the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest anyway”

So yea … about those kids movies …

Barbe (2023) 

“Ken you have you figure out who you are without me”

We seriously get like 5 min at the end for MGTOW

Barbe (2023) 

> Maybe it's Barbie and It's Ken

Love and relationships are overrated
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