@gear
Such a brave take...
@LukeAlmighty @gear Such a lame attempt to agitate the entire board. The autism bait is way funnier.
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@maxmustermann @gear
Just wait, till you find out I am actually unironically autistic
@Edge @gear @maxmustermann
Ok...
Why is chess a bad game?
@LukeAlmighty @gear @maxmustermann
"Why is chess a bad game?"
>White is OP
>knights get their own special moveset because the developers ran out of ideas
>knight model is just a horse because making armor is too hard
>pawns can magically turn into other pieces because "whoops we forgot to let them move backwards"
>pawns can only capture diagonally because "lol we changed the rules again"
>pawns have yet another ability to move two pieces but only sometimes so the game can be even more lolsorandom
>rooks can teleport but only with the king, clearly we don't have enough random abilities
>only one map
>hundreds of years later and still no new units
>waifu-faggotry means the queen is the best piece in the game
>AI is way too fucking hard, not even top players can beat it
Yeah, what a great game...
"Why is chess a bad game?"
>White is OP
>knights get their own special moveset because the developers ran out of ideas
>knight model is just a horse because making armor is too hard
>pawns can magically turn into other pieces because "whoops we forgot to let them move backwards"
>pawns can only capture diagonally because "lol we changed the rules again"
>pawns have yet another ability to move two pieces but only sometimes so the game can be even more lolsorandom
>rooks can teleport but only with the king, clearly we don't have enough random abilities
>only one map
>hundreds of years later and still no new units
>waifu-faggotry means the queen is the best piece in the game
>AI is way too fucking hard, not even top players can beat it
Yeah, what a great game...
@Edge @gear @maxmustermann
> white is op
I see no issue there.
"Um actually, I think ALL of the popular games are bad! You've never debated someone like me before."