@LukeAlmighty tfw had a mom who can't even cook with a microwave 😔
@PurpCat @LukeAlmighty Is that why you grew up to be a furry?
@Giga_Vril_Breaker @LukeAlmighty if I were normal I wouldn't be on the Fedi I'd be watching normie TikToks or something during wage cage hours
@PurpCat @LukeAlmighty All I'm saying is you need to put your hands on a pair of dakimakura titties
@Giga_Vril_Breaker @LukeAlmighty tfw no Pokemon daki
@PurpCat
While Gordon has a mom, who tought him both how to cook, and how to roast.
@LukeAlmighty Mothers soak up all of your luck and give you negative luck I swear to god
yall seen my nipples 
My mother will btfo me in cooking any day of the week my meemaw I'm scared to even step into the kitchen with.
Masters, I kneel.