“hello I’m leaving this message because I was curious as to why I saw your kids shoveling cynthia’s driveway even though she’s a full block away from your house, but me and laqueesha’s homes were both passed right by”

“oh you can afford to hire people, you were bragging about all that money you saved on having children at your fancy email job, right? Remember? you’re the “cool wine aunt with mysterious wealth“ and all? And well, come on. Bye bye now”