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Angry Kyūkyoku Wraith 
Morning! ☕ :BlobCatCoffee:
US military is gay. That is all.
US military is gay. That is all.
@AngryWraith
Let me check the paycheck tables really quick. If I'm going to risk my life, I'm sure I will be able to afford a house, right????
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@AngryWraith
Hello Mr army recruiter.
Here are my demands:
- House
- Farm land
- Wife
- Society, where my kids can grow without fear
I will die to get and defend all of above. As soon, as I can get the following, I will be happy to grab the rifle. Right now, the army offers... 
nonfat wife with a body count under 5 and no large or visible tattoos.
For a young man who wants those things, the US Military suffering a horrific loss in its next war would serve him better than almost anything else.
