If I come to the fast food, and ask "what is the least healthy option you have"... The last thing I want to hear is "everything's healthy "

BITCH!!! This is McDonalds. Not even your salad is healthy. And I am not asking to get to the one healthy option through the process of elimination. Ijust want to feel like a pig, and you are too dense to understand this concept. Do you even have a spart of individual thought in that empty husk you carry everywhere?