Me: Can I use this apartment for a lan party?
Mom: But I am afraid. What will you do after guests are drugged out of their mind?
Me, who literally never smoked pot, barely had 3 cigarettes in life etc:
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Also, while one of my 15 friends highly socal female friends is high as fuck on heroin, they still are rating the cleanliness of our curtains, while rating our chlebíčky.
I seriously have no idea, if she ever saw me at this point. This is far beyond anything I've seen on r/womenwritingITguys.
