@MK2boogaloo
The dream of non-corpo job.
The nightmare would be, if all of them wore suits, used only real names, front on PFPs, named servers using acronims with no meaning and every single one of them was terified of saying a joke, that would send them to HR.
Trust me, this is THE dream.
@MK2boogaloo
Anime profile pic is the antidote to pronouns in bio.
@MK2boogaloo
Nah, the true corpo is much worse.
Meta employees are called: metamates
Google? “Googlers,” with newcomers called “Nooglers
@Jens_Rasmussen @MK2boogaloo
No, that is different :D
Professional will never call you a "part of family" while asking you to add pronouns to your bio, and make you listen to 2h of feelings seminar.
Yeah, I'd prefer if my place of work didn't do those things either.
@Jens_Rasmussen @MK2boogaloo
Professional environment would end at 17:00 precisely. A corporate one will make you attend a company party with free drinks, but where everyone is in their own corner, because they cannot afford to drink more then 2 drinks and god forbit say the wrong joke.
These corporate parties are literally a depression farm. Yet another few hours of your life stolen for the price of 2 beers.
