Does an average man produce more Phlegm or cum during his lifetime?
This is one of those questions that sounds like a toss-up until you look at the sheer biological scale of human plumbing. When we crunch the numbers, it’s not even a close race.
The short answer: **An average man produces significantly more phlegm (and mucus in general) than semen over a lifetime.** By volume, phlegm wins by a landslide—or rather, a flood. Here is the breakdown.
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### 1. Phlegm and Mucus: The 24/7 Factory
While "phlegm" specifically refers to the mucus produced by your lower respiratory system (lungs and throat), your body is essentially a giant mucus-producing machine.
* **Daily Production:** The average human produces about **1 to 1.5 liters** of mucus every single day. Most of this is swallowed or cleared without you ever noticing it.
* **Lifetime Total:** If we assume an average lifespan of 80 years:
* **Visual:** That is roughly enough to fill a **large backyard swimming pool** or about 600 standard beer kegs.
Even if you only count the "phlegm" produced during illness or irritation, the volume still dwarfs almost every other bodily fluid because your respiratory tract is constantly coating itself to trap dust, bacteria, and viruses.
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### 2. Semen: The Occasional Output
While it might feel like a lot in the moment, semen production is biologically expensive and intermittent.
* **Average Ejaculate:** The typical volume is between **1.5 mL and 5 mL** (about a teaspoon).
* **Frequency:** If we estimate an average of 3 times per week over a 60-year reproductive span:
* **Lifetime Total:** This equals roughly **33 liters**.
* **Visual:** That is about the size of **two standard 15-liter office water cooler jugs**.
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### The Verdict
| Fluid | Estimated Lifetime Volume |
| --- | --- |
| **Phlegm/Mucus** | ~36,500 Liters |
| **Semen** | ~33 Liters |
The "winner" is **phlegm** by a ratio of more than **1,000 to 1**. You produce more mucus in a single month than you will likely produce semen in your entire life.
> **A quick note on health:** While a lot of mucus is normal, if you find you're coughing up significantly more than usual or it's changing color (like dark brown or bloody), that's your body's way of saying something is up with your respiratory system.
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If I'm going to spend 10 times the money on ram, at least I will use the AI for good education of the people.
@Charles_in_Charge
Or, it might make AI companies bankrupt faster.
They need to prove their usefulness and returns to investors. Instead, they can show them the amount of semen conversations.
