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Boss told me, that while I am doing a great job, I just don't look quite enthusiastic, so he might have to let me go...
Bitch, you're not paying my maintanance for this excelence. I cannot even work from home. I am stuck here with a bunch of office babies, and you expect me to smile?
And... it just happened.
Time to start looking again 
Yeah, I am actively looking for a new job on the side, but I didn't expect him to fire me first for such a retarded reason.