He is 34 years old in a 17 year old body.

He's 17, with 34 years worth of experience.

@MCMLXVIIOTG @Humpleupagus @LukeAlmighty Does he actually remember any of the experience though? I slight inkling in the back of your mind that you were reincarnated or was a cow in another life doesn't mean much unless you can actually recall all of it.

@WhitestTemplar @MCMLXVIIOTG @Humpleupagus
No, he does not remember a thing.
Although, Amnesia is hardly considered an age reset most of the cases, right?

@Humpleupagus @LukeAlmighty he is mature for his age

@LukeAlmighty Gemini gives:
Chronological Age: 5,034 years.
Experience Age (Mental Age): 34 years.
Biological Age: 17 years.
The "Grandpa" Verdict: If he’s at a party, he’s 17. If he’s giving life advice, he’s 34. If he’s talking about "how things used to be back in my day," he’s a 5,034-year-old fossil.

@zatrsakr
Don't you think there's a reason why I asked for a single number?

@LukeAlmighty I don't like these kinds of forced-choice riddles. Context matters.

@zatrsakr
Yes, and if it was a serious question, I would be happy to provide it.

But, since it's a joke, I really don't want to ruin it.

@sarvo
I let you choose 1 of 3 options.

Linguistically speaking, both is the dumbest anwser possible, since there are still 3 ways of reading it.

@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club he is both 17 and 34 assuming "he" only exists as long as it is with a body, reincarnated or not.

If the essence of said being is ethereal, meaning no body is needed for "he" to exist, he is 5034.