Ok.
So, he lived for 17 years, died, reincarnated 5000 years later, and got to age of 17.
How old is he?
@WhitestTemplar @MCMLXVIIOTG @Humpleupagus
No, he does not remember a thing.
Although, Amnesia is hardly considered an age reset most of the cases, right? 
@LukeAlmighty Gemini gives:
Chronological Age: 5,034 years.
Experience Age (Mental Age): 34 years.
Biological Age: 17 years.
The "Grandpa" Verdict: If he’s at a party, he’s 17. If he’s giving life advice, he’s 34. If he’s talking about "how things used to be back in my day," he’s a 5,034-year-old fossil.
@zatrsakr
Don't you think there's a reason why I asked for a single number?
@LukeAlmighty I don't like these kinds of forced-choice riddles. Context matters.
@zatrsakr
Yes, and if it was a serious question, I would be happy to provide it.
But, since it's a joke, I really don't want to ruin it.
