Watching Batman V Superman
Mom: I have seen this already.
Dad: Do, how is it going to end?
Mom: With a happy ending of course...
Me laughing my ass off, as she managed to git a fail with 99.9% hit chance 
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Also, watching movies with her is pure pain.
During the movie, she keeps looking at her phone, only to keep asking the dumbest questions non-stop. And I mean, questions on the level of "How is Batman going to get from 2nd flor to the 3rd one?" (unironically a literal example)
And when the movie ends, and everyone else is excited to talk about the plot and effects, she needs to find what actor was dubbed by who. This completely ruins the mood too.
Why is she so... she?
