D-Day joke
An old veteran was looking through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asked him, “Have you visited France before?”
“Yes,” replied the old man.
Sarcastically she responded, “Well surely you should know to have your passport ready,” to which he answered, “I didn't have to show it last time.”
“Impossible!!” she barked.
The old man looked her straight in the eye and said, "Last time, when I landed on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find a dadgum Frenchman to give it to.”
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An old veteran was looking through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asked him, “Have you visited France before?”
“Yes,” replied the old man.
Sarcastically she responded, “Well surely you should know to have your passport ready,” to which he answered, “I didn't have to show it last time.”
“Impossible!!” she barked.
The old man looked her straight in the eye and said, "Last time, when I landed on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find a dadgum Frenchman to give it to.”
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Nice @Twig, this is the first D-Day reference I've seen in two days.
