my sister always jumps whenever I enter the room. I don’t know if it’s because I’m absurdly light footed or if I’m just genuinely terrifying

@VD15
It's B, terrifying. You're bad enough on the internet, where we can't see your face, so we can only infer your ugliness indirectly. But your sister must be getting the full force of it each and every time she is forced to gaze upon your deformed visage.