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@histoire @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
You guys are making me think about starting up an OnlyFans and making some money.

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@alyx @nosleep

Not only would I lose respect for you

I also wouldn't pay
@alyx @histoire @nosleep doesn't one typically have to be a qt grill for this to work

@icedquinn @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @histoire
One just needs to have simps. And apparently I've got a few followers that are a bit too horny for me.

@alyx @icedquinn @nosleep

I ain't paying for that sweet boypussy unless I'm getting some
@icedquinn @alyx @nosleep

Nah, I'm like a spider

Make a pretty design and then strike once the prey is in my web

@icedquinn @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @histoire
In his weird ass fantasies we probably switch roles from time to time...

@alyx @icedquinn @nosleep

>Weird ass

First of all, I'm hurt that you think of me that way

And second of all, you don't even know the half of it

@icedquinn @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @histoire
Oh god... please don't tell me now you're lusting over me too!

@alyx @nosleep @histoire i'm not going to fuck the maids what is wrong with you :blobcatthonking:

@icedquinn @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @histoire
Lol, then what's the point in having maids in the first place?

@alyx @nosleep @histoire cleaning the mansion obviously.
that and watching them try to hump each other in their little rubber maid dresses and chastity belts :blobcatsuit:
@icedquinn @alyx @nosleep

(That's the design on the web nerd, stop trying to spoil my plan)

Unironically would be if over 6.5 in
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