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Didn't realize this was Twitter and "identity theft" was taken seriously here. Should I be concerned that because I have multiple accounts I'll be accused of evading bans? When should I expect the Fedi Safety Council?
It's retarded shit like this I left Twitter on my own before I could get banned. Maybe I should prepare myself for shift-deleting this platform too.
count first saying "platform" this is not a private thing like the Twatter, this is like FTP, you can't be banned "from FTP"
count second mentioning a private company that basically claims it invented IRC
count third saying "shift-delete" because then you assume everyone uses the same proprietary system that belongs to a private company instead of a public one
therefore you are sentenced to a ban forever for any of the first three counts and for others that the executive may see fit
should for any reason the sentence be dismissed because of an appeal you are banned because by appealing you are not, ipsissimo facto, showing due penance and humility
should you be banned because of any other reason we appeal ex officio against our decree and ask the higher court to reconsider it lest you do it on your own.
May the skies have mercy on your account
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