@VD15
Moon cricket?! What does that even mean?
@SystemSock @VD15
Chair chimp?
Running hammer?
Ball flag?
@SystemSock @VD15
That sir, is a chair, not a porch. It's not even a porch chair at that.
I got the jogger reference, but you know, I couldn't ruin the joke.
Porch monkey.
Jogger (referring to the jogger incident when a black guy attacked some people with a hammer, and claimed he dindu nuffin, he was just out for a jog).
And my favorite: Basketball-American.