@epsi
team leader: (jockingly stel you're too slow on plan x)
me: all done on plan X!
team leader: so if i check plan x right now its done?
me: nono i have y to do
team leader: guess i'll have to punish you...
coworker: yeah with a whip
team leader: yeah and the big one, maybe stel will like it? huh?
me: *mute mic*
team leader: ​well i didn't heard a no

@Stellar @epsi
Sounds like someone likes you. You lucky dog you.

@alyx @epsi but i'm into 30 yo women, for boys i prefer my age

@Stellar @epsi
You'll learn to love the older, more experienced men, too.

@alyx @epsi i want older more experienced GIRLS!!! ​

@Stellar @epsi
I think you mean women. At over 30, she ain't a girl anymore.

@alyx @epsi i don't care how you call them i just want to be pegged by a girl old enough to be my mom and that's it

@Stellar @epsi
>old enough to be my mom
You've got issues...