@epsiteam leader: (jockingly stel you're too slow on plan x)
me: all done on plan X!
team leader: so if i check plan x right now its done?
me: nono i have y to do
team leader: guess i'll have to punish you...
coworker: yeah with a whip
team leader: yeah and the big one, maybe stel will like it? huh?
me:

*mute mic*
team leader: well i didn't heard a no
my older sister on the other hand