@epsi
team leader: (jockingly stel you're too slow on plan x)
me: all done on plan X!
team leader: so if i check plan x right now its done?
me: nono i have y to do
team leader: guess i'll have to punish you...
coworker: yeah with a whip
team leader: yeah and the big one, maybe stel will like it? huh?
me: *mute mic*
team leader: ​well i didn't heard a no

@Stellar @epsi
Sounds like someone likes you. You lucky dog you.

@alyx @epsi but i'm into 30 yo women, for boys i prefer my age

@Stellar @epsi
You'll learn to love the older, more experienced men, too.

@alyx @epsi i want older more experienced GIRLS!!! ​

@Stellar @epsi
I think you mean women. At over 30, she ain't a girl anymore.

@alyx @epsi i don't care how you call them i just want to be pegged by a girl old enough to be my mom and that's it

@Stellar @epsi
>old enough to be my mom
You've got issues...

@alyx @epsi and?

@alyx @epsi my actual mom would never do it i gotta improvise

@Stellar @epsi
... I already regret asking this, but would YOU ever do it?

@alyx @epsi nah she fat

@Stellar @epsi
On one hand, thank god, on another, what a poor excuse for not fucking your own mom...

@alyx @epsi well if she was like she was 20 years ago ​

@Stellar @epsi
Get help.

@alyx @epsi i don't undestand why i don't even wanna fuck my mom...


my older sister on the other hand ​

@Stellar @epsi
I only have an older brother, and I'm not into men

@alyx @epsi well imagine a girl but like you wanna get pegged by her

@Stellar @epsi
Well, I can imagine a women I want to fuck. And it's not like I'm a stranger to incest porn. But I'm pretty sure if I actually had a sister, I wouldn't actually have a desire to fuck her, no matter how she looked.

@alyx @epsi would you fuck your childhood friend? its kinda the same thing

@Stellar @epsi
Not even close to the same thing...