good morning, fedi..

aah! what a stressful morning already. there is an employee who is literally just doing WHATEVER the fuck she wants in our system. like. to the point where it is massively disrupting things in other departments. i addressed it with her boss, who supposedly told her to stop, but she’s just soldiering forward casually causing colossal fuckups because ain’t nobody gonna tell her what to do or something. oh my god. can you imagine your supervisor tells you to immediately stop doing something and you just resolutely keep doing it? why are people so retarded? ... with no consequences. fucking FIRE someone who is disobeying clear and direct orders lmao. i can’t.

then i somehow lost my ID, which i swore was in my bag when i left for work, and yet upon arriving at work, it is nowhere to be found, so i am feeling stressed and nervous and god only knows where it could be and if i have to get it replaced, it is such a hassle.. aaah.. like. how am i meant to leave my closet to get lunch later? i will have to beg to be given access like a fucking immigrant.

omg. there is so much to do. i normally don’t mind (X) but it just feels like it’s one of those days when i maybe stepped on an evil crack on the way to work and everything is all fuckered up. halp.

okay, but on a positive note, i thought of this “““joke””” on the way to work and i made myself laugh for like five minutes:


“geyser? i barely know her!”


😆


(it’s not funny but people don’t talk about geysers that much so i don’t know when i’ll have the opportunity to use it)


i also tried “jefferson? i barely know her son!” on a friend this past weekend and they were like, “...huh?”


truly my comedic talents go wasted on these crowds.