@coyote
>Why would you ask someone to marry you?
The explanation is literally one post before the "Will you marry me?" one.
@coyote
Not really... it was pretty obvious that s/?/~/ wasn't serious, but I had to try to keep it going for a while, to see how you'd react.
@coyote
Don't worry, you'll get it in time. In any case, welcome to the weird harem of horny men that I keep around me.
@coyote
Honestly I was confused if that meant you want to be in a relationship with a man, or if you just want to stick your dick in anything you can.
Also that was a Perl substitution IIRC. Why would you ask someone to marry you? Isn't that more personal than getting to know someone? I haven't even committed yet!