@TheAncestor
bruh...
Well, if we're doing confession hour... apparently my great grandfather on my father's side was nicknamed "kike" (or at least the Romanian equivalent of kike), and all the men on my father's side of the family that I know of also have pretty big noses (especially me an my father).
I did ask my father if by any chance that great grandfather actually was a Jew, and he assured me he wasn't. But I don't know... especially since my dad has a way of being cheap and stingy. There are too many signs...