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A cat's default state is to love humans.
A dog's default state is to attack humans.
That's why we need to train the savage out of a dog, but all the cat needs is a litter box and food.
@TheAncestor
That's not true.
But even if it were, cats love and accept all humans no matter what their flaws are. But by your reasoning, dogs are racist and discriminatory. They're the nazis of the animal kingdom. That's not exactly a good defense.
Doggos are just trying to protect their masters
@TheAncestor
So dogs care only about 1 human, while each cat cares about all of humanity.
Lies! Cats are uncaring monsters.
@ahhhhhhInternalErr0r @TheAncestor
True. I've seen it for myself.
@TheAncestor @ahhhhhhInternalErr0r
Says the biased guy with a dog as a avatar. Meanwhile, I'm clearly impartial and objective.
Lies! You are a cat in disguise. Come to spread your evil falsehoods across the Fediverse.
@ahhhhhhInternalErr0r
@ahhhhhhInternalErr0r @TheAncestor
True. I've never been sexually harassed by a cat. Dogs on the other hand... they only seem to have sex on their minds.
I saw a cat steal ice cream one, but it was funny and so the owner of said ice cream gave some to the cat.
It was no longer stealing after that.
There is a lot to be said for the friendship one gains over time with a blue tick or redbone hound, though. @TheAncestor @alyx
Dogs only attack niggers and subhuman filth by default