A cat's default state is to love humans.
A dog's default state is to attack humans.
That's why we need to train the savage out of a dog, but all the cat needs is a litter box and food.

@alyx
Dogs only attack niggers and subhuman filth by default

@TheAncestor
That's not true.
But even if it were, cats love and accept all humans no matter what their flaws are. But by your reasoning, dogs are racist and discriminatory. They're the nazis of the animal kingdom. That's not exactly a good defense.

@alyx
Doggos are just trying to protect their masters
@TheAncestor Is that why dogs eat your food right out your hand before you can eat it? Cat would never do that. @alyx

@TheAncestor @ahhhhhhInternalErr0r
Says the biased guy with a dog as a avatar. Meanwhile, I'm clearly impartial and objective.

@alyx When dogs are stealing your food they're trying to hump your leg. No means no doog! @TheAncestor
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@ahhhhhhInternalErr0r @TheAncestor
True. I've never been sexually harassed by a cat. Dogs on the other hand... they only seem to have sex on their minds.

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