there is no age requirement to becoming the alpha in a group of five year olds. all you have to do is outdo them in a burping contest, and they will acknowledge you as the true leader
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@gaige
I'm not sure I want to be the "true leader" of a group of 5 year olds...
@alyx you can make them spy for you 
@gaige@neue.city
@alyx nobody questions why a five year old asks questions 
@gaige
True. My concern is simply if the kids would be able to remember and recount the info they gather.
@alyx thats where spy gadgets come in the picture. audio recorder and such
@gaige
I'm amazed of how well you thought this through.
@alyx i grew up with the first spy kids movie 
@gaige
Yeah, that was nice, but Codename: Kids Next Door was better.
@alyx knd was the shiz, and i always wanted a hamster powdered gigantic tree house with gadgets out of this world
