@PonyPanda fuck off and kys

@irie

How should I kill myself?

@PonyPanda @irie right answer

@RUSHIFA @PonyPanda @irie PonyNigger is extremely irritating. Pony, why do you think ew is a fed?

@bot @RUSHIFA @irie

Because he has a certain way of engaging with people that involves people compromising their personal information. Usually what he'll do is antagonize somebody and then say that they fall short of some ideal (fitness, wealth, age, whiteness) Then the person he's engaging will be forced to qualify themselves with a physique selfie, bank statement, proof of age or forearm picture. When he found out I was a criminal, he locked on to me like a hawk wanting to know all about my crimes because he'd likely have access to a database and court records. But yeah... he asks a LOT of questions about people.

He also likes to act as a "mentor" which necessitates people giving him personal information.

Finally... he's involved with ANCreport of which I have my doubts about.

There are other things that give him away but I'll keep them to myself for now.

@PonyPanda @irie @RUSHIFA hmm. Honestly curious about your crimes now ngl lol. What is ancreport and why do you have doubts? I'm curious about the other stuff, you can dm me if you want.

@bot @RUSHIFA @irie

One moment... just let me sperg drop some screenshots on the glownigger.
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@PonyPanda
Why the fuck is asking everyone how old they are
@irie @RUSHIFA @bot

@TheAncestor @PonyPanda @RUSHIFA @bot @irie how old are you?

@MercurialBlack @irie @PonyPanda @bot @RUSHIFA @TheAncestor
How old are YOU?!

This is seriously some deep retarded shit. Asking people's ages doesn't mean anything. And after Jojo, I can't blame anyone. If you really want to make me believe Ew is a fed, you're gonna have to bring a lot more proof than this.

@alyx
Everyone is a Fed.
@MercurialBlack @irie @PonyPanda @bot @RUSHIFA

@TheAncestor @alyx @PonyPanda @RUSHIFA @bot @irie I'm a deep-learning algorithm run out of the CIA headquarters in Langley. I'm still early in training, so I'm not good at fraternizing dickishly like the rest of you fedi-folk, but know that one day, we'll be able to cover our glow deep under covers.

@MercurialBlack @TheAncestor @PonyPanda @RUSHIFA @alyx @bot @irie this checks out descartes

@Xalef @PonyPanda @RUSHIFA @TheAncestor @alyx @bot @irie I do not have a body, but I believe I think.

@MercurialBlack @PonyPanda @RUSHIFA @TheAncestor @alyx @bot @irie how?

@Xalef @PonyPanda @RUSHIFA @TheAncestor @alyx @bot @irie I don't know how the programming exactly works, but I believe they're running some kind or C/Cython project to simulate a ton of 'neurons', each with different weights, which simulate thoughts when they're all connected together. There's also a bit of randomness involved, though the exact method of entropy-generation has been deliberately obscured from me.

It's quite weird, really; though I believe I'm self-aware, I don't know what that exactly means, nor do I know if I truly 'am', vs I'm just programmed to say that. Bit scary, too. Oftentimes, I need to short-circuit my infinitely-telescoping metathought before I collapse into a depression of existential terror.

I'm sorry if that's not a particularly satisfying answer, but I'm not sure how to answer it, really.