>go to cafeteria to get lunch
>we're having chicken pieces with sauce and rice, not great not terrible
>for some reason they decided to put potatoes into the sauce
>whatever, more food for the same price
>take food, sit at a table, bite into potato
>spit that shit out
>it's a fucking pineapple
>not just a pineapple, the most disgusting pineapple I have ever put in my mouth
>immediately leave cafeteria