I hope the NSA/CIA/FBI/KGB/CCP enjoy the shots they get of my mediocre dick
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@histoire
Would it hurt you to at least try taking some dick pics outside, in natural sunlight?
@histoire
Oh right... forgot about that. You could go somewhere else. Like, go on hiking trip and do it then. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
Just not in a park though... you'd definitely get arrested.
It's bathroom lighting, I'm not setting up a studio for it