I contemplated owning a fedora, many years ago. It was because of the fedora wearing atheist meme. The contemplation lasted 1-2 minutes.
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I think I've seen one here. He was neither soy nor fat. But I'm guessing that's mostly because Romanians are usually neither soy nor fat.
@alyx I have seen fedora wearers out in the wild. They are of 2 categories soys and fats