when i was in college, i used to get a-wicked hammered.
my nickname was "puke”
i’d chug a fifth of so-co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some jello shots… do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more so-co, head to class..
probably would have gotten expelled if i'd let it affect my grades, but i aced all my courses. they called me "ace”
it was totally awesome. i got straight b’s. they called me "buzz”
my nickname was "puke”
i’d chug a fifth of so-co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some jello shots… do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more so-co, head to class..
probably would have gotten expelled if i'd let it affect my grades, but i aced all my courses. they called me "ace”
it was totally awesome. i got straight b’s. they called me "buzz”
i’ve always been the guy who could rally other people to rebel. in high school, i organized a walk out over standardized testing. got over 500 students to just skip the SAT’s.
at the last second, i chickened out and took it anyway. got a twelve twenty. always regretted it.
i feel… lachrymose.
at the last second, i chickened out and took it anyway. got a twelve twenty. always regretted it.
i feel… lachrymose.
when i got the nickname “boner champ”, that's when i became me.
💀
@theblessing
>"i've always been the guy..."
>"boner champ"
.... 🤔
penis or gtfo
@alyx would a small penis work? small to moderate.
@alyx i can never replace your igel, ALYX
@theblessing
I mean... that's obvious. But I'm not that picky. Any amount of penis is fine. I just need proof of it.
