when i was in college, i used to get a-wicked hammered.

my nickname was "puke”

i’d chug a fifth of so-co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some jello shots… do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more so-co, head to class..

probably would have gotten expelled if i'd let it affect my grades, but i aced all my courses. they called me "ace”

it was totally awesome. i got straight b’s. they called me "buzz”

i’ve always been the guy who could rally other people to rebel. in high school, i organized a walk out over standardized testing. got over 500 students to just skip the SAT’s.

at the last second, i chickened out and took it anyway. got a twelve twenty. always regretted it.

i feel… lachrymose.

when i got the nickname “boner champ”, that's when i became me.

@theblessing
>"i've always been the guy..."
>"boner champ"
.... 🤔
penis or gtfo

@alyx would a small penis work? small to moderate.

@theblessing
pics or it didn't happen