@alyx @Kagekokoro @alyx it's weird, cum starts out thick then gets all drippy and you need to clean it up

@alyx @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx you're supposed to get the juices flowing, not bite the chewing gum

@alyx @eee @alyx @mushroom_soup excuse me what?

@alyx @mushroom_soup @alyx I know... dissapointing really
i would prefer it stay sticky and thicc!

@alyx @Kagekokoro @alyx I think its changing viscosity has some sort of benefit inside the vagina or something like that

@alyx @mushroom_soup @alyx no clue, but you do have a point, ther emust be some benefit, else it would not happen. Maybe it has something to do with the temperature of the vagina affecting the protein in the semen?

@alyx @Kagekokoro @alyx I swear it happens on.... other parts of the body too. I will do some research

@alyx @mushroom_soup @alyx
You mean on the tiddies? Face? Tummy? Thighs?
We
have
to
be
precise

@alyx @Kagekokoro @alyx "After ejaculation, the latter part of the ejaculated semen coagulates immediately,[10] forming globules,[11] while the earlier part of the ejaculate typically does not.[12] After a period typically ranging from 15 to 30 minutes, prostate-specific antigen present in the semen causes the decoagulation of the seminal coagulum.[13] It is postulated that the initial clotting helps keep the semen in the vagina,[10] while liquefaction frees the sperm to make their journey to the ova.[10]"

@mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx DAFUQ 😳

@kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx This thread started out at ten and went to eleven real quick

@alyx @Robert_Edwardly @alyx @kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup we talking about real nigga topics and providing real nigga answers

Thought you were a femcel how would you know?

@alyx @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup how in the world would a redhead be a femcel?
Thats such an oxymoron

I only work with what im told

@alyx @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup
she gets as much action as she wants and needs and from whomst she wants

can you say the same, imperial?

Sure can and she said shes a femcel white knight take it up with her.

@alyx @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup
Shroom, what be this shit?
Explain thyself?!

@alyx @Kagekokoro @swattysquad @alyx I've had bfs in the past, I'm just not physically with my current bf atm

@alyx @mushroom_soup @swattysquad @alyx acute involuntary celibate

@mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx @swattysquad Ok femcel 🤭

@kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx @swattysquad Don't be mean to soup, soup is cool with the poasties.

@alyx @Robert_Edwardly @swattysquad @alyx @kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup
she can be a cruel mistress though

@Robert_Edwardly @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx @swattysquad Simp

@kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx @swattysquad I simp for one lady only, the lady internet civility.

@Robert_Edwardly @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx @swattysquad

@kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup @Kagekokoro @alyx @swattysquad woah he's just like me

@kikecrusher88 @Kagekokoro @swattysquad @mushroom_soup @Robert_Edwardly
Just FYI, you're both being cringe.

@alyx @kikecrusher88 @Kagekokoro @swattysquad @mushroom_soup Just fyi, no one cares.

I was going to say something like Spooky Bobby might be cringe, but he is free.

Then I gave the thread a cursory read just to see what it was about and I am very disappointed in @mushroom_soup and @Robert_Edwardly for exposing my innocent mind to this Filth

@Robert_Edwardly @mushroom_soup One of you should only be posting about mushrooms & cooking and the otherone should be posting pictures of panzers and jewish muder rollercoasters.

I don't care which it is, decide among yourselves. >:'(

@SpaceElf @Robert_Edwardly @mushroom_soup
I clicked to see what this thread was about and I want to throw up 🤢

@SpaceElf @Robert_Edwardly dick are part of God's creation so it's ok to be interested in them

@alyx @alyx @kikecrusher88 @swattysquad @mushroom_soup @Robert_Edwardly
True
Im bored though

@alyx @Kagekokoro @swattysquad @mushroom_soup @Robert_Edwardly Shut up you wee dick

@kikecrusher88 @Kagekokoro @swattysquad @mushroom_soup @Robert_Edwardly
ok

Thank you for the new phrase

@alyx @kikecrusher88 @swattysquad @alyx @Robert_Edwardly @mushroom_soup are you commiting a slavery?

@Kagekokoro @kikecrusher88 @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup 19th century agricultural tech is obsolete and should be shipped back to the factory.

@alyx @Robert_Edwardly @swattysquad @alyx @kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup so all the niggers are to be shipped back to Afrika?

@Kagekokoro @Robert_Edwardly @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup

@Kagekokoro @swattysquad @alyx @kikecrusher88 @mushroom_soup In a better world than this one

@alyx @swattysquad @Kagekokoro @alyx I'm not a virgin

@alyx @mushroom_soup @swattysquad @alyx
get reckt chudbud!

I'm sorry, are you talking to me simp?

@alyx @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup
yes, chubby buddy, talking to you

go lift some weights and eat a salad or something
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You no read no good huh simp? Is there a reason you're muh ladying shroom to me? You know shes my friend right? Like you think shes gonna fuck you because you don't get a bit she started herself yesterday? Sadly pathetic friend but keep that rapist energy

@alyx @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup
Nigga I am acquainted with shroom as well and I am not trying to get her to bed me

The fact that you assume all this shit just shows your own rapist energy and how you are desperately trying to reflect it on me...

get a therapist, or a friend, or a rapist friend... ooh wait, you dont need that, you were the rapist friend all along

It’s “project” not “reflect,” professor.

@alyx @HosAintHuman @swattysquad @alyx @mushroom_soup shush, he did not do know it

Spoken like a true retard

@alyx @swattysquad @HosAintHuman @alyx @mushroom_soup shush, i did not do need to know